::about the penguins
Lazy Penguin was formed in late 2003 when Art suddenly got around to organizing his gang of misfits (and one ricer) into a so-called "drift" team. It was hard to finally decide on a name, but Art was hell-bent on something with a penguin. Because penguins kick ass.

Art and Chris were the first, and through their various adventures, they met other penguins along the way who soon signed up for the cause. Jon and Kenny somehow ended up as part of the group, after Jon borrowed bolts from Art's box o bolts(tm), and they soon became good friends.

Larry went curbsurfing the other night. Clearly he is eager to learn. He lives around the corner from Chris. He's also a bit of an insomniac.

Erika is the only girl of the group, and we're glad to have her cus without her, we'd be a gang of ugly people. She makes us all that much more beautiful.

Luke emigrated here from the Motherland to show us all the wonderful ways of... well, okay, thats a lie. I'm not sure where he came from.

Art met Canton at the Lake Cunningham meet (too OG for you noobs), and Art wanted Canton's mesh wheels. Canton said "Get the hell away from me." Sphabmixay was there too somewhere, and later they all hooked up at the JDM Theory meet in FRISCO. The penguins bounced out of the party and went to clean the dirty ass frisco igloo. It's still dirty.

Keith is a complete psycho, and we're still not sure where we found him. He recently returned from exile in the Philipines, and he bought a Scooby, because "they SOUND HELLA SICK DAWGGGGG&^%#&^%~~~!!!`11~`1!!1"

Hey, sup. Simon. Cantawn's bestest friend ever, he owns the most kickass RX7 to grace God's Earth. Simon knows everything, his wheels are aboslutely insane, and he's a ladies man. One of LP's personal heroes(tm).

...and then, there was Scott. Jon Wayne rustled him up at a Smash Bros. tourney, and he's been part of the family ever since. After running naked around CSM, as well as chucking eggs at Nick Hogan when he was at Altamont, we finally made him official member. He brings ninja downshifting skills and witty retorts to the group.

::what we do
We drive like complete assholes on the street, work on cars, shoot pool, go bowling, play video games
and eat at In n Out or Denny's. Chris & Erika are the resident masters of pool.

Sometimes we even go drift or grip. But that doesn't happen very often.

Keith likes to merge onto freeways at 100mph.

::joining the penguins?
What the fuck? This isn't a political party. You can't just "sign up". If you're not one of us then you probably never will be. Sorry. We have enough losers in our group. :)