::NCDA Grip 'n Slip - January 2004, ThunderHill Raceway

All of the penguins (minus me and Erika) were at the event. Chris kicked ass; Jon proclaimed himself "Driff Master," and Keith didn't impress anyone.

Everyone got there at the ass-crack of dawn, much to my amusement, as I stayed home and slept in. Then, when I woke up, I began to cry, cus I wanted to go DRIFF.

First we have Chris. Check out that body roll! But that foo got sideways. Killed his tires too. He had sparks flyin' and everything, then his father pulled him off and scolded him for drifting on wires. Also note his MAD INDAFENDANESS in the rear! Sick I tell you, sick. Somewhere, aarondousanspl is crying.

SCOREBOARD:
Chris: 1
"Driff Master:" 0

ROUND TWO: "Driff Massa" Jon Wayne. CLICK!